Author Archives: queenpeanutio
Stupid is as stupid does
The other morning I woke up earlier than usual. I woke myself up by talking in my sleep. This is what I said: “I may be stupid but I’m not retarded!“.Nice one.
Black Cats and Sunsets
I promise I’m not a mad cat woman. There are not thousands of cans of opened cat food in my kitchen through which I wade several times a day in order to reach the sink. But I felt guilty that … Continue reading
Ice Queen
I’m not a callous person; slightly cynical but I do have oodles of compassion. But when my gut instinct yells “scammer!” my eyes narrow and suddenly I transmogrify into the Ice Queen of Narnia. So I am ever so pleased … Continue reading
"Patience comes to those who wait…"
That was what I said. I find it so frustrating when I say something that sprang into my brain in a moment of mirthful clarity and although the recipient thinks it’s hilarious they also think I was having a blonde … Continue reading
Short of words for once…
It doesn’t happen very often (being short for words that is) but now that I’ve set this up I feel like I am standing in the middle of a big stage with the spotlight firmly planted on me. Not that … Continue reading
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