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Stupid is as stupid does

The other morning I woke up earlier than usual. I woke myself up by talking in my sleep. This is what I said: “I may be stupid but I’m not retarded!“.Nice one.

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Black Cats and Sunsets

I promise I’m not a mad cat woman. There are not thousands of cans of opened cat food in my kitchen through which I wade several times a day in order to reach the sink. But I felt guilty that … Continue reading

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Ice Queen

I’m not a callous person; slightly cynical but I do have oodles of compassion. But when my gut instinct yells “scammer!” my eyes narrow and suddenly I transmogrify into the Ice Queen of Narnia. So I am ever so pleased … Continue reading

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Little Louis Robinson

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"Patience comes to those who wait…"

That was what I said. I find it so frustrating when I say something that sprang into my brain in a moment of mirthful clarity and although the recipient thinks it’s hilarious they also think I was having a blonde … Continue reading

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Short of words for once…

It doesn’t happen very often (being short for words that is) but now that I’ve set this up I feel like I am standing in the middle of a big stage with the spotlight firmly planted on me. Not that … Continue reading

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